Albeit old news to most, it must be noted that our very own Casanova is still pining after a certain crafty maiden. I am still unclear as to why they casted off to begin with. Could it be his philandering nature or maybe the gauge of his needle was all too small? I wonder, is a revival on the horizon? It seems as though Casanova is the only one who does not realize she is purling for another. Needless to say, their mutual affection is abundantly clear. Oh the tangled webs we knit. . .

Simply bountiful.

A roughened husband simply cannot restrain himself from penetrating several fortresses in his wife's absence. He also has attained a particular piece of very valuable property whose owner has not the slightest inkling about the various other properties he has acquired only to abandon to the elements. Several property owners have filed complaint against the husband and have begun to band together in sympathy to one another. There is a rebellion stewing. Will the roughened husband's sins be brought to the light? Will he be judged before man and woman?

Rumor has it . . .

Apparently a certain nutritionally aware blonde is missing a fellow crusader against beastly byproducts who is currently stationed in sandy terrains. The question is, is he missing her back? Or is he too busy cavorting with the likes of Cleopatra? Only time will tell for Skinny Boy and Vegan Pixie.

Get Bit-mapped.

I'm sure you're all wondering who exactly Optima and Futura are. We could be anyone; the girl sitting front of Ramey's office, that cute DesL proctor, the hobo sleeping on the lobby couches. . . You're all certainly just dying to know. Who could these mysterious people be who hold all of the UT design department's juiciest secrets possibly be? Well, unfortunately for you, you'll never find out. Fortunately for us, we get the dish on everything that's going on in the world of the design department. Acid Tone has the latest breaking news compiled by yours truly (as well as the countless, anonymous informants we have all over the city). We are the gatekeepers to all gossip, rumors, and scandals taking place in our small, yet fabulous, program. If you're looking for old fashioned news, try CNN.com, but if you want the dish on what's happening in our world of Austin's young, talented and unbathed then you've come to the right place. Welcome to The Acid Tone. You know you love us.